If you can hear me over the Jota's joyous celebratory man-noises, Mullen is not calling the plays for this upcoming bowling match.
ESPN reports that the Timbow has said that it is unlikely that Mullen will call plays for the National Championship. A side note, I will be capitalizing the words "National Championship" and not abbreviating as the crackberry crackheads do because it's just too damn fun to write out. Try it. It's fun.
ESPN is using Timbow as their source. Neither Meyer nor anyone else on the Gator program has said anything. This leads me to believe that Timbow wasn't on message. It's not a big deal, but probably wasn't how the program wanted this information released. The ramifications are negligible if anything at all.
The real question is whether this is bad: Mullen not calling the plays, whatever will we do? Look here, the Timbow is perfectly capable of calling the game hisdamnself. He's been there long enough to call the game. There would be nothing new that Timbow would learn from Mullen.
Perhaps we lose some game-planning for the "laters" defense (wtf is a sooner anyway?). The most we'd need to know is that they suck, impressively. The laters' defense has allowed 42 touchdowns this season (cf. Gators have allowed 12). I'll be writing more on this later, so be cool, honey bunny.
Go by committee.
Go Gators.
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I have two things to say (1) M. -- welcome back, and (2) ...SOONER or later...the gators are gonna getcha...
For some reason I am feeling a big game from 'Big Los (that's Carlos Dunlap's nickname...lets start using it). I just have a feeling he blows up in this game...
I’ve completed intense bipartisan research into the history of the word sooner in advance of the National Championship. Below are my findings:
A sooner is a parasite found in the fecal matter of horses native only to oklahoma. The soonerboomernodefenseimis (its scientific name) began causing havoc on the native oklahoma people in the early 1800's given their genetic propensity to engage in beastiality (a dominant DNA strand which they have carried throughout history) and biological predisposition to have a terrible defense system. Sooner contamination causes delusion, diarrhea and an unquenchable appetite to fornicate with anything that looks like a horse.
To date, the highest concentration of infected persons are located in Norman, Oklahoma as evidenced by the female population attending the university situated there.
I hope this was insightful and informative.
Go Defense.
Go Gators.
This just in... Demarco Murray not playing in NCG. Spikes is gonna have to look for someone else to punish.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls08/news/story?id=3772990
My thoughts on Mullen being gone....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw6H3crLzpg
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