It is with great regret that I inform you that Brandon Spikes will not be able to tear DeMarco Murray's legs off and beat him with 'em. Look! His little legs are shaking! General Spikes will be relegated to decapitating the Okee and his other minions. This is because Murray will miss the BCS National Championship Game due to a partially-torn hamstring. Murray will have surgery to repair the tear (that rhymed).
Naturally, for the Gators, Murray will not be missed. The Gators' kick coverage team is God-awful and we're a bit shallow and suspect at tackle. Murray accounted for 65.4 % of the laters' kick return yards and over 30% of their rushing offense. So, we got that going for us, which is nice.
That said, I smell a predicate for justifying an eventual failure-- that is, I think this will be used as an excuse for the laters' loss. To be the game's Most Outstanding Player, The Okee should be able to win without Murray. At least, Timbow can without Percy (e.g. FSU; Bama).
I'd rather Murray played and be shut down than have surgery and be conspicuously missing.
As of now, the line remains unchanged at 3.
Go schadenfreude.
Go look it up.
Go Gators.
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Caddyshack clips, no # 7, and MGN
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How about a little something for the effort?
Sooners also lost a D tackle: more running lanes for Mr. Demps, Mr. Rainey, and of course Mr. Harvin.
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