Friday, February 6, 2009

Caption Contest!


Ok, Faithful, we here at MGN are coming up with new ways to keep you entertained without succumbing to the mind-numbingly lucrative online porn industry, doesn't mean we wont, just means we're trying other avenues. In pursuit of this effort, we give you our caption contest.

What do you win? You don't win anything. At least nothing other than the satisfaction of besting your fellow Faithful and having your very own post celebrating your creative awesomeness. Maybe you'll get rub and tug from Ol' Bill (they're epic, I hear), but I'm not making promises.

So, write as a comment what you think is the best caption for the above picture. In a few days, we'll vote on a winner.

Go be creative.
Go Gators.

8 comments:

Wall Street Gator said...

Is that Phelps again?

Ol' Bill said...

One of these items will hurt up your ass

the SHA said...

The sun shined brightly into a delivery room at Shands Hospital on August 28, 1980.

Caro said...

ANYONE DOWN TO ORDER FIVE STAR?

McHale said...

You DO NOT want to see the chick I brought home last night that is still fucking sleeping in my bed.

Gomer to chick: "No you can't hit my bowl, you still have Gomer goo crusted on those lips. Now get the fuck out, I need to blog it up on MGN!"

The Great Jota said...

"That was a devastating bongaso to the brain. I'm rizipped!!!"

Gomer said...

In about 15 minutes, all that gut sauce is coming out the business end. Be sure to shower before me.

Anonymous said...

Fuckin' remote batteries are dead! Who the hell was watching Lifetime! NOW I GOTTA WATCH THIS SHIT TIL SOMEONE COMES OVER!