Friday, November 21, 2008

Newton Arrested, Charged with Felonies.

Cameron Newton, the backup QB, has been arrested and charged with burglary, larceny, and obstruction of justice by witness retaliation-- all felonies.

Peep his booking detail hurr.

Newton allegedly stole a Dell laptop from a student's dorm. The laptop was worth $1,700. The fuzz showed up to Cameron's Keys dorm room to ask him about the laptop. 

The cops noticed that the serial number on Cam's laptop (which had the words "Cam Newton" written on the lid-- they'll never figure it out!) matched the serial number on the victim-student's missing laptop (oops).

Oh shit. Time to holler at a lawyer. Which is what Cameron should've done before signing a Search and Seizure Waiver. Genius thinking, Sir Isaac.

Anyway, the cops returned, but the laptop was-- poof-- gone! Well, at least missing again, until it popped up in the dumpster outside his dorm. 

UPD arrested Newton and booked him at 2:30 pm.

See ya later, former Gator. He's been indefinitely suspended from the team. Thanks for making the decision for successor quarterback to the Timbow so easy, dumbfuck.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a fucking idiot.

Wall Street Gator said...

this is the same thing that marcus williams and the other kid from UCONN did and they were eventually forgiven...he is a moron but deserves a second chance -- think about all the stupid shhit you all did in college.

It is just such a waste if he doesn't get a second chance -- the guy is like daunte culpepper at his best, complete freak of an arm with sick athletic ability. Lets see how this plays out.

Gomer said...

I think he's gone. Meyer doesn't tolerate shit like that. Granted, he's innocent until proven otherwise. But, on its face, it looks like a open and shut case.

He'll be given another shot-- just not at UF.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a bust. He can't get playing time. Yeah he was highly recruited but he can't on the field. Meyer's gonna kick his ass to the curb. Brantley's better.