Yet Another Victory for the Gators and the SEC

Maybe your life sucked and you didn't go to the University of Florida. Perhaps you led a pathetic collegiate existence in some town devoid of firm, young, supple smokeshows, aged 18-22 yrs. like a great scotch.

No worries, loserboy.

Now you can see what you've been missing. If beating Big Ten teams like Ohio State into submission and national embarrassment isn't enough, the Gators and the SEC are now surpassing Big Ten teams where it counts most: Which School Has The Hottest Ass. 

Apparently, some little rag, maybe you've heard of it-- Playboy (you remember, the soft core stuff you would punish yourself to before you learned about High Society and the other hardcore stuff, yeah you do)-- thinks Big 10 chicks are whack and, as such, would rather have a Gator doll on their cover, Big Ten issue be damned!

Carrington (that's her name, carrington, remember, carrington)  said, "There weren't any girls from the Big Ten who were hot enough to be on the cover, so they had to pull someone from the SEC."

I will have her, and she will be mine!

Go Gators.