Here's le deal. Every Wednesday we'll be predicting which of the state's big and relevant football programs will win. Chime in with what you think will happen this weekend. Who will win, who will have the most fans, which team will have the most arrests, bottles in orifices, you know, the simple things.
Florida v. Georgia
The super-degenerates in Vegas have the Pups as 5.5 point dogs. I'm less conservative. In my estimation it'll be Gators by 20, the finals score being 44-24.
The Pups got the Gators seeing red. The Gators have been quiet about Richt's brazenly unsportsmanlike orgiastic clusterfuck in the endzone last year. But the silence ends this weekend. The Timbow played injured the last time these two met up. Now, the Timbow is healthy and has Georgia on his mind. Look for Timothy to try and win this game on his own shoulders.
Miami @ Virginia
The Vegans have Miami by 1. Clearly Vegas doesn't know about how much of the suck thing Miami does. The Cavaliers win this one easily at home. The Hurricanes are young, disorganized, and led by an imbecile.
Florida State @ Georgia Tech
Vegans got GA Tech by 1. Florida State goes to Atlanta and wins a must-win conference game. Florida State always beats the Yellow Jackets. This is no
exception.
Pay attention, because if Florida State wins, they may begin to break into the top 10, which is nothing short of awesome fo dem Gators.
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florida fans wear jean shorts!
go Dawgs!!!!!!!
I agree with my redneck friend above. Except they're called gaytors. Georgia wins 31 - 17. Go Dawgs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All Georgians are inbred. I'll take jean shorts over being an inbred any day. Say hi to your mom/sister/aunt. GO GATORS
Agreed.
I'd rather wear jorts than fuck my mom. In fact, I'd rather wear jorts than fuck your mom.
You know what would be great? If all of you UGA fans died of congestive heart failure like your mascot UGA "ugly" VI
I like having a dawg on the blog...spices it up...and they are such an easy target...
Good times.
Gators Roll by 3 touchdowns as B-Spikes re-introduces himself to knowshon "what the fuck was my mother thinking" moreno.
P.S. You forgot the most important game (other than ours). We need Texas Tech to step up and bring out the Real McCoy...the one who sucked last year...we need them to put McCoy 2.0 (you know, this year's version who completes 90% of his passes b/c they are all 5 yard dumps and shovels) 6 feet under.
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