Sunday, October 26, 2008

The Incident.

You remember. It looked like a fight was going to break out. Meyer called the celebration "wrong." I call it fucked up. I call it grounds to getting your ass kicked. 

I guess in a school where the women bark and the men dance, logic and decorum are wanting. I suspect that come Saturday the idea of dancing in endzone will prove to have been a bad one indeed. 

The Gators are not a team known for trash-talking, taunting, violent crime, or any other conduct generally engaged into by our neighbors to the south and north (read: the who, and freeshoesuniversity). I believe that will change this upcoming Saturday. As of last week, Urban Meyer has issued a gag order to all his players regarding The Incident. Not that kind of gag order, scum bag.

When asked if he had any hard feelings about the incident and whether he was excited for the game, The Tebow replied "no comment" about the incident, then smiled and said he was indeed excited for the game. He also assured the G-Nation that they'll see a never-before-seen enthusiasm by the Gators in Jacksonville come Saturday. Watch His Timness say it hisdamnself.

In his authorized biography, "Urban's Way: Urban Meyer, the Florida Gators, and How I'd Kill My Young to Win," Meyer said that the Gators "will handle it, and it's going to be a big deal." 

Oohhh! Shiznit! That's Meyerspeak for Richty, go and get your gun! 

The Gator boys are coming, and hell is coming with them.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I could eat a peach for hours.

Wall Street Gator said...

why be anonymous with that comment...own up to your love for fuzzy peaches. Who are you anonymous?

Gomer said...

"I could eat a peach for hours" - Castor Troy, in "Face Off"

Holleratcha movie boy!

Anonymous said...

I expect this Saturday's Georgia game to be close, but I also believe we have the capability to turn it into a rout much like Bama did to them earlier this season (at least in the first half).

IF we have a chance, I wouldn't mind it at all if Urban found some inspiration in this old Spurrier quote:

When asked by reporters why he went for a last second passing touchdown in Athens against Georgia while the Gators had a huge lead: "Because no visiting team has ever scored 50 points in this stadium and we wanted to be the first."

-Gator Alex

Gomer said...

The Timbow eats puppies.

Anonymous said...

The only dancing going on that day will be by the 1,2,3 boys !!!