Live Blog - 1st Quarter

• Cunninham and Janoris are gonna play. I want two pics, one to the house, and several sacks today. I want big, go fuck your mother plays today on defense.
  
• SEC Network chick is kinda whack. Such a plethora of hot ass in the SEC (see image above) and the best they could get is this chick? Come on, SEC, you're better than that.
• Florida wins toss and defers, Troy receives. Caleb "The Iceman" Sturgis kick, great coverage by the Gators.
• Dunlap almost comes down with nasty pic to the crib. Flag though. Fuck, offsides. Boo birds come out.
• Good pressure here, nice defense, forcing the punt-- down to the 30 something.
  
• Here comes Timmy, there goes Demps.
• So fast. No moves, just speed.
  
• FUMBLE! we got it, we're good.
• Deonte, what's your story? I thought you were a winner.
  
• Whoa. That's two. TWO fuck ups. Right in the chest. You're off the team. Cancel this motherfucker.
• Punt. Commercial. I hate Deonte.

• Back on. Nice run stop. Next play, quick slant in Haden's face. Almost a firsty.
• Nice hit on the QB by AJ Jones out of Tampa. Think they stopped him short of the firsty, nice ball placement though. Here come the chains, and here comes the punt team. Let's go BJ, it's fucking showtime. Get nasty.
  
• Fuck-- that was a block in the back. Penalty. 10 yards.
  

• Offense on. Shotgun, BJ motion to the backfield. Hand off to BJ, hit for a loss. Unimpressive.
• Tebow option keeper, Tebow hit for a loss. These Trojans are quick on the edges.
• Tebow shotgun, 5 receiver set, Tebow popped for while throwing. Incomplete to Cooper.
• Punt almost blocked. We look how I feel-- like shit.
• Commercial

• First down: Good run stop at the line.
• Second: FUMBLE!!!!! We got it. Jermaine forced it. Welcome back, Jermaine. Way to make an entrance.
• Is Janoris wearing number 1? J. Jenkins. I like it. A lot.
  

• First: Hernandez, the Puerto Rican manbeast with a nice grab. Would hurt to tackle this guy, badly.
• First: Tim with a nice keeper. Strong hit on him.
• Second: Shovel to Hernandez. Didn't work. Use to. Not this time. Let's go with a Timmy keeper.
• Third: Thompson redeems. For now. He still owes us two more.
• PAT good.

Anyone else notice the nasty new HD widescreen in the Swamp? Pretty gangster-- like myself.

• Troy on offense.
• First: Shotgun, splitbacks. Handoff runs for 4 yards into Dunlap where he's stopped and dropped.
• Second: Tipped. Tipped. Tipped. Dropped.
• Third: SACK - AJ Jones. Fuckin' A.
  
• Punt. Almost blocked. Fair catch. K

Okay, I will only blog the highlights. This is getting long (like my johnson).

• Moody FUMBLES. Did anyone even touch him? This is how you lose love with Urban. Thompson and Moody, both have bitched, moaned, whined, cried, and complained about not playing enough. And both fuck up. I love Moody, but this is not good. We need to score more points than this in the first quarter. Fumbles and turnovers in general fuck up rhythm and flow.

Troy on Offense

• Quick back. Quick QB. These Trojans are pretty good. Good call WSG and Bill on their quickness.
• Where's Spikes during all of this?
• QB sack-ish.
  
• Here comes the FG unit. It's a long one (that's what she said). It's good, which is bad. Fuck.

Gator O

• Nice Timmy keeper. I'm starting to feel like Tim's getting mad.
  
• Here's the hurry-up offense. Audible. Run. Nothing.
  

QUARTER ONE OVER.