Live Blogging - Second Quarter

Gator O

• Timbow keeps for a firsty.
• Timbow FUMBLES. Our second turnover and fumble.
  
• Fuck.

Troy O

• Pass interference o AJ. I thought you could face guard in college? Replay shows AJ hit him. This is getting serious.
• Where's Spikes?
• Third down. We need a big stop here. Let's do this. TIMEOUT TROY.
• Good stop (there's Spikes).
• Field goal: Fucked up snap. JANORIS with a nice play. Ok. This is what we need. This is what we need, gentlemen: some fucking intensity. Play like fucking champions.
  

Gator O

• "Balls are flying all over the place" said the commentator.
  
• Cara Capuano sucks.
• David Nelson FUMBLES (3) and luckily, he gained a yard in so doing. But still: HOLD ON TO THE FUCKING BALL. It's Troy. My God, Man.
• "A comedy of errors" said the commentator. Very true.
• Hernandez with a firsty. Timbow almost with a nice run.
• TOUCHDOWN. Nice, beautiful throw. A little overthrown, but that's how it needed to be. Riley, "I get the most and best ass on the team" Cooper secures more with that 36 yard grab. Kid's going to go play professional baseball too. Go be multi-talented. Go Gators.

Troy O

• This Harris guy is quick.
  
• 3 and out. James for no return.
  

This is looking better. Gator Rx says that he'd equate Troy with a middle-to-bottom half SEC team. Maybe. I might agree.

Gator O

• Brandon runs for 9. Timbow for another firsty.
  
• OMFG JEFF DEMPS IS FASTER THAN LIGHT.
• The Rain(ey) Man has genius moves. Like WSG says: An embarrassment of riches (like my balls).
• Timbow Touchdown. Approaching Herschel Walker's (recenly learned a good story about him.. but that's for a later time) SEC career total rushing touchdown record; he needs like one or two more I think.

Troy O

• JANORIS WITH A PIC. There we go, number one. Gators have 14 straight games with an interception, the longest active streak le world.
  

Gators O

• Long ball. THOMPSON TOUCHDOWN CATCH. So he does know how to catch the ball. Perfect pass. Three TD passes, one rushing for Timbow today. So far.
• Thompson LIMPS and is HELPED off field.

Troy O

• Harris with a run for a quick firsty.
• Dunlap gets his big monster mitt on the pass.
  
• Harris running all over us. Almost gets the firsty. Where's Spikes?
• 4th down and 1: Going for it.
• Nice try. Not happening. Cunningham with FUMBLE RECOVERY.

Gator O

• Timbow is made of titanium and testosterone. First down.
  
• OMFG DEMPS IS MADE OF LIGHTNING.

Kick off

• Nasty hit. Don't know what the penalty is for, but fuck it. Nice hit.

What's the story with Thompson?

Troy O

• Nothing happening so far.
• Harris again. But shy of the firsty by two.
• Fuck. That was a good punt. 'Tsokay. More stats.

Gator O

• Riley gives up on the route, doesn't matter cause it's a false start.
• Timbow decapitates a few for some breathing room.
• And some more for another firsty.
• BJ with a catch to reset the down counter.
• Cooper's catch moves the chains. Dude trucked the defender, got taken down, but still attempeted to inflict violent death.
• Cooper with a couple of more catches.
• What the fuck kind of clock management is that? Timbow's pissed. As he should be. I wonder if he'll be back in the second quarter.
  

HALFTIME.