This is great.
So is being a Gator.
From: gsm@theuniversityhotel.com
Date: September 26, 2009 10:48:42 AM EDT
To: xxxxxx@gmail.com
Cc: "Stan Shawn" <gm@theuniversityhotel.com>
Subject: RESTITUTION CHARGE DURING STAY 9/17/09 - 9/20/09 ROOM 112
Mr. Gomer,
The Holiday Inn University Center in Gainesville, FL received an inquiry from yourself regarding additional charges on your credit card from your stay 9/17/09 - 9/20/09 in the amount of $250.00. Hotel Management, including myself, have determined that there was a pungant aroma of marijuana in the room you occupied (112). Furthermore, the hotel recovered visual and physical evidence of above said actions and has photographic documentation of such. Our property is 100% non-smoking, and as is noted on the registration card signed for the room, we asses a $250.00 charge for any smoking activity in our 100% non-smoking hotel. The room you occupied was unrentable for three days after your departure, causing the hotel to lose potential revenue during the downtime. An ozone machine was run in the room over three days and houskeeping had to deep clean the room as well, taking them away from the work they should have been doing as opposed to focusing on an unrentable room caused by the actions that were allowed to take place in the room you occupied. If you choose to pursue recovery of the restitution fee charged, with cause, then we will defend our stance to the fullest extent of the law by forwarding all evidence to law enforcement officials. If you have any questions or concerns regarding this legitimate transaction please feel free to give me a call or respond to this email.
Ryan Levine
Guest Service Manager
Holiday Inn University Center
1250 W. University Ave.
Gainesville, FL 32601
352-376-1661 WORK
352-336-8717 FAX
386-589-4778 CELL
Guest Service Manager
Holiday Inn University Center
1250 W. University Ave.
Gainesville, FL 32601
352-376-1661 WORK
352-336-8717 FAX
386-589-4778 CELL
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6 comments:
That is fantastic........ and documented.
No wonder why Gomer did not feel his legs break that weekend.
"I HAVE NO LEGS!!!!"
Can we start a new tradition of having everyone call Ryan Levine's cell phone at the kickoff of every Gator game? Just have 15 people call him all at once and leave a message at the start of every game.
Is this real...did Gomer really stay in hotel room 112????
It's real.
Ryan Levine, who writes like he has lawyer envy, can suck my wrinkly old gnome balls.
Also, if you smoked in the room, you owe money. So everyone come forward and pay.
great idea jewboy...let's call this buzzkill loser all at once.
you mess with Gomer or a MGN Faithful and you're messing with all of us!!
go crank call hotel managers.
go gators.
Wow, where to start with that genius and effusive missive from Mr. Levine...
first off, room 112 where the player's dwell...fitting
secondly, thank goodness I am drug free...you will not get a dolla' out of me!!! That and I wasn't in your room.
thirdly, as your trusted counsel i suggest that you DO NOT pursue this any further gomer, just grin and bear it (should not be a problem since you always seem to have the same expression on your gnome face).
Overall, a fantastic memento from a great weekend. Go Gators...
to play on the late great Jimmy V...don't grow up, don't ever grow up.
WSG
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