Live Blogging - Third Quarter

Kickoff.

• BJ for a nice return. Either their coverage is good or we have bad blocking not. Probably the former.

Gator O

• Cooper is having a career day.
  
• Timbow getting numbers like it's his sophmore year. Glad to see Heisman back in.
• Line is getting a nice push on the line. Rainey is nasty.
• FUMBLE, Pouncey recover. Thank God.
• Wow. That's a pretty catch and throw. 32 yards of goodness. Think Timbow is coming out now which is good because I want to see what this Brantley kid is made of. His dad is/was a Gator ball player, right? Anyone with more info on this?

Troy O

• 3 and out. Punt

Gator O

• Timbow is back in! Yeefuckinghaw. Cooper is looking to kill someone.
• Omarius Hines is looking nice. Kid's a freshie, no?
• Rainey, too, is looking nice. This hurry up shit is killing me, smalls! You're killing me, smalls!
• Rainey is naaasty. Again.
  
• Rainey is nasty, yes, but I'll turn your attention to my post last season about Rainey and Demps being unable to run between the tackles. But, personal foul defense. Half the distance. Firsty.
• Jump pass again? Ah. Would've been nice to hit Hernandez in the corner.
• Rainey OUTSIDE OF THE TACKLES for a six pointer. Fuckin' A. For sure Timbow's out now.

Kickoff

• Uneventful, much like your sex life.

Troy O

• Harris for a short gain. Where's Spikes?
• Dunlap and Cunningham converge on the QB for a sack. Running a much tighter ship on Defense right now. Melikesmucho.
• Wow. Brandon James is amazing. Flag. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Wait? On them? No, fuck, fuck, fuck again.

Gators O

• Brantley on. Commentators tell us his old man was a QB (played for Kerwin Bell) and his uncle was a LB for the Gators.
• Brantley not as evasive as the Timbow. Punt team on.

Troy O (Otherwise known as Gators on D)

• Almost a nice pass. Almost, like your mother and that abortion.
• First down catch. Where's Spikes?
• First down catch.
  
• SACK - Marquis Anderson came in untouched and leveled the QB. I like the blitz call there.
• Willy Green with the quick hit in the backfield. Good to see the recruits making plays. WSG will educate you on him in the next Corner installment.
• Field goal time. Let's get another mitt on this motherfucker.
  
• Ok, so no. But, that's only two field goals (three in total) allowed for the season. D is looking nice. But where's Spikes?

Gator O

• Commentator says Timbow probably hates losing at checkers. Um, Timbow never loses. At anything. Ever. Unless it's a game where losing is winning, then He always loses.

Quater OVER.