Thursday, January 8, 2009

Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War


My Gator Nation, today is the day of days. Today, our Gators embark upon the most important game in Gator football history. The eyes of the world are upon those in the Orange and Blue. The hopes and prayers of the Gator Nation everywhere march into battle with them. In company with their brave teammates, they will bring about the sweet destruction of the Oklahoma football machine, the termination of the Heisman trophy winner, and lasting glory for our alma mater. 

Their task will not be an easy one. The enemy is well-trained, well-equipped and battle-hardened. They will fight savagely.

I know you're nervous. I know you may be unsure and uneasy. Do not be, for our great team is led by the greatest leader to ever play. A man who has never had a bad day on the field. A man who brought us back from the greatest loss in our history. Fear not, for He will deliver us; He will shepherd us; He will assuage our anxieties; and He will make good on His promises.

O, my beloved Gators, we are on the morn of the most important game in the most important time in Florida football history. Tonight, we dance the dance of death, so that we may sing the songs of victory. Tonight, we silence the talk and deliver a violence that would make the Armies of Hell quiver. Tonight, as the boiling blood and beading sweat co-mingle and spill upon the earth of our rival, we end their theory with the crescendo of our triumphant reality. 

It is time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!

Go win a National Championship.
Go Gators.

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I love you all. Godspeed. And remember to breathe.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

See you all at 1 !!!!

Anonymous said...

awesome post! fired up!

Anonymous said...

Fired up too. Go Sooners!!

Gomer said...

Booble, Dont worry, I'm sure the Laters and the Okee still wanna bukkake on you even if they lose.

McHale said...

UNBELIEVEABLE...can't wait to watch the replay of the game tomorrow...I love all the gator nation

Caro said...

shit M, your post almost made me cry.

Anonymous said...

Hey M...

Unknown said...

haha @ last comment

Wall Street Gator said...

Great fucking post, some of your best work...now get up off your death bed and write the game/season recap thrashing the duff and his boys.