But I also know most of you do not know how to tailgate.
So I will be kind enough to equip you for Death Valley. You will be better outfitted than the freaking Boy Scouts after this. Man vs Wild will be calling Gomer for advice.
The Sippin’ Seat can hold up to 3 cups or an entire bottle (750ml) of booze. It can support up to 300+ lbs (The Sha) , and comes in Gator Colors. You can take this puppy to church if you need to.
If you travel down the Girls Gone Wild aisle you can pick up the Party Starter.
Because we all know it takes a lil kick to get going for the 12pm games. Well Ol'Bill has the solution for you.
Because we all know it takes a lil kick to get going for the 12pm games. Well Ol'Bill has the solution for you.
The Party Starter™ has two reservoirs, one for liquor and the other for the mixer(s) of your choice. It can dispense virtually any mixed drink or even straight alcohol. After filling the 2 reservoirs, you turn the dial to select one of 4 available ratios of liquor to mixer. Two to four pumps of the hand pump pressurizes The Party Starter™ , making it ready to start the party.
Aight moving on enough novelty stuff.
I know most of us crush cans of Natty Light or Bud Heavy.
I know most of us crush cans of Natty Light or Bud Heavy.
There are exceptions however.
For nancy boys like the Cua and his high brow friends that only drink craft beers or foreign that need the jaws of life to open I give you an alternative to your grimy ass Reef sandle or your translucent pink lighter.
Oh and it keeps your beer cold too.
CapACooz to the rescue.
Wanna get down like the OK Corral? If anyone likes having game day shots of Jim Beam then this accesory is a must (preferably worn by a hot lady with cowboy boots on.) The Booze Belt
The Booze Belt includes two holsters for Tequila, Jack, Beam, as well as six molded ammo slots for shotgun shell shot glasses that come included. The belt is thermally molded to keep that Bottles cold.
No you sicko. This is not the nickname for Gomers' ex gf.
Its a water tight floating cooler for all you Miami folks that are too soft to make the trip. If you decide to hit the water this weekend you might want to cap this puppy. Holds up to 12 frat sodas.
Up here in NYC we sneak beers into Giants games in our ski jackets...you cant do that in the dirty dirty south...The Bayou is too hot for the get up.. So stick this on your hip and you'll be fine. Tha Cell Phone flask comes in 4 oz or 8 oz.
Last but not least we gotta rock the Gator Chomp hard in the Bayou. So get your Bite Bands
And represent
Sorry if I left out the grilling part bout Tailgating...just not enough room in my tummy for booze and food.
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8 comments:
I get it... I'm fat.
Your not fat...your cuddly
That cushion is straight motherfucking genius. I'd fill that fucker full of the baddest, purest spirit (maybe a Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse) and then go to the miserable people who man the concession stands at sporting events and get my mixers and ice there. Anyone ever notice how much those people suck, btw? And don't give me that they're probably cool people who just have miserable jobs. They must suck because anyone who rules (1) wouldn't be in such a shitty mood when dealing with someone as cool as me; and (2) would never do such a job (unless they knew for a fact that they would have the chance to deal with me).
The coozie is cool, but I don't think me (or my high brow friends) would enjoy opening beer bottles with something that was used to shield my beer from the tops of frat house tables or stadium floors. Just like those sandals that have a beer opener on the bottom of their sole-- that's the tool of a straight-up Tennessee toolbag. "Hey-yuh, Jasper! Lookie this hurr boddle openuh. My grannie goddit fur me." In any event, you understand: it's gross, which is why Sha has one.
0-4, cocksucker. Go Canes!! The U is back!!!
I do own the reef sandals.
Go be fat AND gross.
Go Gators.
That cushion is the best item on your shopping suggestion list. Nice work. Hands down, concession people everywhere suck.
Go post something about shopping. finally! :)
Go Gators.
The WSG also owns the reef sandals...but apparently they can't handle beam...they cracked.
We need to start talk LSU on this blog right away.
Enough of ol'bill's product reviews.
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