Throne.

So, okay, if I believed in god (nonbelievers don't capitalize unless referring to Timbow) and celebrated Christmas or the Christmas-envied Hanukkah, this is what I would wish for. Apart from its radiant beauty, it fully reclines inches from a wall "allowing more efficient use of space" and has cup holders "generously sized to hold most cans, bottles and drink cups" and, I suspect, your favorite bong for those stress-relieving halftime bongassos.

Thing costs a grand, but I think it's worth way more in bragging capital. Not to mention never having to call seat-back, backies, shotgun, or whatever other equivalent regional and operative phrase for "calling your seat" you might use.

Though I do think it could use some additions. Perhaps a hidden toilet? Cooler or hose connected to a keg? Massager? By massager I mean a midget living underneath the cushion.

Any other suggestions?

Go Relax, it's going to be a long season.
Go Gators.