Sun Sports Lineup

Tonight on Sun Sports

7pm Baseball: FSU at UF (LIVE)

Friday on FOX Sports Florida

7pm Baseball: UF at Vanderbilt (LIVE)

Sunday on Sun Sports

9am Baseball: UF at Vanderbilt (re-air)

The '09 Schedule.

In five months, 11 days, and 23 hours, the Champions will begin their next storied run at yet another natty. Here's the list of the lesser mortals over which the Champions will trample en route to their next natty and the dates of said tramplings.

• Sept. 5 - Charleston Southern (Thanks to Gator Marine for the head's up)
  
• Sept. 12 - Troy
• Sept. 19 - Tennessee
• Sept. 26 - at Kentucky
• Oct. 10 - at LSU
• Oct. 17 - Arkansas
• Oct. 24 - at Mississippi State
• Oct. 31 - Georgia (Jacksonville)
• Nov. 7 - Vanderbilt
• Nov. 14 - at South Carolina
• Nov. 21 - Florida International
• Nov. 28 - Florida State
• Dec. 5 - SEC Championship Game

The Hitler Tapes

Hitler the canes fan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiBoL4DrmNg

Hitler on Tebow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXNU2seVCwQ&feature=related

Some Links.

• Gators are bigger, faster, stronger, according to the reports coming out of the spring practice.
• Atlanta is making moves to host the Florida/georgia game.
• Gator Pro Day at G'ville. (Harvin's a monster; so gonna miss this kid).
• ESPN slow-stepping on the FL/Penn St. preview.
  
• Florida Women's B-Ball v. Connecticut preview.
  

Fuck Sinai, This is the Swamp.

Got it from DeadSpin that the Timbow's promise is now engraved on the hallowed walls of the Swamp.

This is the word of God.
Thanks be to Timbow.

Thanks, I think.

Sounds Like A Good Kid This Kid.

The following is an excerpt from John Patton's Blog on Gainesville.com. Dwyer athlete Matt Elam (6-6, 203), by most accounts a solid 2010 verbal, and by all accounts a name to remember:

Included in the programs attempting to sway him is Tennessee, which was successful in turning Pahokee receiver Nu'keese Richardson from Gator to Vol late in the 2009 recruiting process.

Elam said there will be retribution coming for Richardson, who had been a Florida commitment for more than six months before signing a national letter of intent with UT.

"Well, I feel he let my team down," Elam said. "But, it really doesn't bother me. We're just going to go and get him and beat him for four years."

Go restore the balance, young padawan learner.

Go Gators.

Nice Background.

Spring day in Lake Alice background. Dig the sign in the middle foreground. Click on the image and save it.

I Want You To Pee On Me

The Jota on Halloween.

OUR OLD FRIEND GENO HAYES IS BACK

So not only did Tebow bitch him...now his girl punks him:

TAMPA, Fla. -- Authorities say the girlfriend of Tampa Bay Buccaneers linebacker Geno Hayes stabbed him in the head and in the neck.
A Hillsborough County Sheriff's spokeswoman says Hayes was taken to a hospital by a friend Saturday. The 21-year-old former Florida State player was treated and later released.
Deputies arrested 19-year-old Shevelle Bagley on Saturday afternoon. The sheriff's spokeswoman says Hayes and Bagley got into an argument, which led to Bagley grabbing a pair of scissors and stabbing Hayes in the head. He managed to get the scissors away from her, but authorities say she then grabbed a knife and stabbed him in the neck.
Bagley was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. Jail records show she was released Sunday on $25,000 bail.

Forever

Eternity in Eden. 

Go towards the light.

Go Gators.

Tonight and Sunday

Tonight on FOX Sports Florida

            8pm Men’s Basketball: Florida @ Mississippi St. (LIVE)

 

Sunday on Sun Sports

            9am Gatorzone

            9:30am SEC-TV: Women’s Basketball

            11:30am Florida Basketball with Billy Donovan

Caption Contest!

Bask, Gator. Bask.

THESE ARE THE RESULTS: THE SHA WINS.

WSJ's Phelps	5 (26%)
Sha's birthday milagro	7 (36%)
Ol Bill's ass	0 (0%)
Gatorface's 5-star	1 (5%)
McHale's coyote ugly	2 (10%)
Jota's bongaso	1 (5%)
M's business end	2 (10%)
Gator Thongs' Lifetime	5 (26%)

Votes so far: 19 
Poll closed 

This Little Piggie...

$100 to the first person who puts this up in a sign-language school, takes a picture, and sends it to MGN. Anyone else want to up the winnings?

A Ten, A Fucking Ten!

So I don't know if you have ever heard of Rhonda Faehn, but she's the Gator Women's Gymnastics Team Head Coach, and a veritable smoke show.

Coach Faehn was on he 88 US Olympic Team as an alternate. She was a gangster at the vault, turning in several perfect 10's. Here's a youtube video of her in all her 80's glory. Loves the eyeshadow.

The unranked Gator Girls lost this Saturday to top-ranked and unbeaten Georgia, whose 2 point victory over the Gators was the highest overall score this year. The Gators host No. 19 Michigan on March 6th so you should go. I've been to Gator Women's Gymnastic meets, they have cheerleaders cheering them on, it's kinda bizarre, but more girls in little skirts works, you know?

Go USA

Go Gators.

Like It's Hot, But It's Not.

Charles dropped the Crystal Ball, now he's dropping the Gators. Fuck this fucking guy. I hope he goes to Tenn or GA so we can have his head on a spit every season. If he goes to USC, we may never see him.

Although, on a side note, I would love to see a Gator vs. Condoms natty championship this year.