My Gator Nation

What An FSU Education Yields

2010-11-27T18:32:00.001-05:00

Illest.

2010-10-08T15:47:00.000-04:00

Fuck the Prom Queen.

2010-10-02T11:51:00.003-04:00

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La Esquina – The Big One

2010-09-30T15:18:00.001-04:00

This is the on you have been waiting for since December 5, 2009. On that wretched day I had a bird’s eye view of Urban Meyer’s most devastating loss as the head football coach of the University of Florida.I said it then and I will say it again, Meyer was badly outcoached by Saban in that game. It just seemed like Bama was always 1 step ahead. Alabama surprisingly came out throwing to start the

WTF edition of La Esquina

2010-09-16T23:03:00.000-04:00

First I want to apologize for the long hiatus; I figured I would wait for conference play to crank out the next edition, partly because I thought these first two games would be silly blow outs and partly because La Esquina has been busy at his new job. In case you were wondering, I do have a real job, I am not paid for writing this column -- I do it because I am a lunatic whose primary form of

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.

2010-09-03T23:15:00.003-04:00

It’s time. It’s time to don your Saturday best and celebrate this sacred day: from this day forth there will be no more Saturdays without college football— for months. No longer will you be required to drink your own piss in the desert by watching Baseball Tonight and The International Badminton Championships on ESPN and Versus—you’ve survived. You never know how you do it, how you got by for 8

Smartest Gator

2010-08-30T15:48:00.001-04:00

Test yourselfSMARTEST GATOR

LA ESQUINA (RE-LOADED)

2010-08-16T20:19:00.009-04:00

Welcome back after a long off-season folks. We all have to get ready for Gator Football A.T. (After Tebow) and there’s no better way to move forward then to start thinking about the upcoming season and new rising stars of the program. I hope everyone has had a chance to decompress, recharge and is looking forward to the 2010 campaign as much as I am. We are going to cover a few key topics in

Chimera.

2010-06-28T20:14:00.001-04:00

Gomersindo at the Guateque.

2010-05-10T12:10:00.001-04:00

Let's Draft the Gators

2010-04-19T11:39:00.007-04:00

Everybody play along, try to pick the round and team that each eligible Gator player will be drafted in. For our purposes with respect to picking rounds, just list either "bottom half" or "top half" with the cutoff for the bottom half of a round starting after the 15th pick, even though there may be more than 30 picks per round due to compensatory picks.Here is the scoring system:Pick the correct

LA ESQUINA

2009-12-29T15:53:00.001-05:00

It has been a long time since the last issue (pre-Alabama) and there is a lot to talk about. The entire Gator Nation has been turned on its head since that glorious beat down of FSU on November 28th. It is difficult to fathom all that has happened in one month’s time. From the Dunlap DUI to the Alabama debacle which led to the Tebow crying incident along with Urban’s aggravated health issues

Meyer’s LOA

2009-12-29T10:52:00.001-05:00

Florida’s Sugar Bowl game week has been one of the wilder ones in Gator history and none of it has to do with the game. By now everyone knows about Urban’s health and resignation, change of heart, leave of absence. His press conference offered little insight and made me feel that this was all an unfortunate airing of an issue that never needed to see the light. Now columnists all over the SEC are

Dooley - Finebaum

2009-12-28T22:50:00.002-05:00

Did anybody see that notorious gator hator and Alabama columnist Paul Finebaum was on EPSN today side by side with our own Pat Dooley and apparently compared Meyer to Tiger Woods and made other comments like, "if you are a recruit you have to be crazy to go to Florida" and "the program is in shambles" etc. Basically he was lambasting Meyer and constantly taking shots at him...allegedly (not on

Rainey Stainey Put

2009-12-22T10:26:00.001-05:00

Rainey decides to stay for at least one more year.Go graduateGo Gators

Gator Gary setting the record straight

2009-12-21T11:06:00.004-05:00

This was posted by Gator Gary on GATORCOUNTRY....one of the best insiders refutes the earlier post. (both posts taken from GATORCOUNTRY showing you both sides of the story)Setting The Record Straight Reply--------------------------------------------------------------------------------SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHTBefore I get into the meat of this post, let me preface my remarks with the following:1

Insight into the End of the Season

2009-12-18T11:28:00.006-05:00

THE FOLLOWING IS TO SHED SOME COLOR ON WHAT HAPPENED....NOT TO SCRATCH AT THE SCAB..JUST TO HELP US UNDERSTAND WHAT OCCURED. (taken from GatorCountry)(again the post following the pic was posted on GATORCOUNTRY posted by someone else as you can see from the newer post above the following info was set straight above)Background on the SECCG and the Immediate Fallout -Part 1Some of this is dual

Chills...#15 The Best EVER

2009-12-14T17:03:00.002-05:00

In Publix.

2009-12-13T12:36:00.001-05:00

Love it. Eat it.

Give your Thanks to Tim Tebow

2009-12-10T10:13:00.003-05:00

It is time to give our Thanks to Tim Tebow for all the memories.Many of us became friends because of this leader and this team.Dear Tim TebowGo give thanksGo Tim TebowGo Gators

The 09 Seniors

2009-12-09T14:44:00.001-05:00

I know for many the loss still stings. The prospects of what could have been are trumping the reality of what was. With expectations beyond belief and the chance to do something no Gator team had ever done before it seems a disappointment to fall short so close. But, this Senior Class still walks away with something no other class has ever done. From the rings to the records to the awards this

LA ESQUINA

2009-12-04T01:11:00.002-05:00

Welcome back to this championship edition of La Esquina. I hope you enjoy this Friday morning delight. It’s here. Alabama. #1 vs. #2…this is the heavyweight fight we have all been waiting for. Scared? You should be. This is the toughest test of the year and a de facto national championship game if you ask me…the SEC champ is not losing to anyone in Pasadena. Before we

All I want for Xmas

2009-12-03T17:44:00.002-05:00

All i want is an SEC Championship followed by a National Championship.....I hope it comes under D-Rod's treeGo Jingle BellsGo Gators

Dunlap's hurting

2009-12-03T17:20:00.004-05:00

Carlos Dunlap is an emotional wreck following arrest, suspensionPalm Beach PostBy Ben Volin It’s not hard to imagine how Carlos Dunlap is feeling this week.“How would anyone feel when they have the golden opportunity God has given them to be on such a platform, and then the situation is taken from you, whether it’s your own doing or not?” his father, Carlos Sr., said Thursday. “Carlos is very,

Urban Warfare...Insight to who he is...

2009-12-03T13:12:00.002-05:00

I had originally posted this with the SEC game breakdown but this truly deserves its own post. A must read article showing what makes Urban Meyer the Coach that he is.MUST READ ARTICLE PROFILING URBAN MEYERGo raise menGo Gators

Remix...our first Championship

2009-12-03T12:06:00.007-05:00

Good lil breakdown on UF vs Bama....hereGo climb Mt CodyGo plant a Gator FlagGo Gators

This Saturday is the Real Title Game

2009-12-02T14:30:00.004-05:00

D-Rod passed this article along...looks like Atlanta will be hosting the Gran-Daddy of them all this weekend.NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN ATLANTATimmy the diff. makerGo stay in BuckheadGo to CheetasGo 112 & J DupriGo Gateway to the SouthGo ATLiensGo Gators

A lil Blast from the Past '94

2009-12-02T10:46:00.001-05:00

I'm taking it back to the old school'Cause I'm an old fool who's so coolGo Blast from the PastGo Gators

Dunlap Arrested For Drunken Driving - ESPN Video

2009-12-01T10:43:00.007-05:00

*******************UPDATE********************Link belowFather: Dunlap likely not playing against AlabamaGo post bailGo Gators

Tebow's Last Game at The Swamp

2009-11-30T10:16:00.010-05:00

I wore my Florida Gator gear until 7 am this morning and I could not be prouder.I was fired up with Dr. Tone and Dr. Greg on our way to the local Gotham Gator bar.We were getting ready to leave to watch the Gators and I did the regular "wallet, phone, Gator Gnome, keys" check...except i forgot the keys and locked myself out of my apartment.I didn't care because I needed the 48 hours in Orange and

Finish the MIssion

2009-11-27T12:28:00.001-05:00

You can find the Tshirt hereGo Finish the MissionGo Gators

Florida vs FSU preview

2009-11-27T12:11:00.001-05:00

LA ESQUINA

2009-11-26T14:49:00.003-05:00

Welcome back to La Esquina (Holiday Edition) and happy Thanksgiving to all. We are getting down to the wire here…only 3 more games left to watch Tebow and Co. Soak it in while you can. We’ll discuss the Seniors much more later, but first some thoughts on the FIU game. As expected this was a cakewalk. The only really bad thing that came out of

VIDEO: A conversation with Tim Tebow

2009-11-25T21:38:00.001-05:00

This is must watch. This guy bleeds for us

AWARDS

2009-11-23T17:23:00.000-05:00

· Hernandez is one of 3 finalist for the Mackey Award (best TE in country)· Haden is one of 3 finalist for the Jim Thorpe Award (best defensive back) · Chas Henry is in the final 3 for the Ray Guy Award (best punter award)· Spikes is up for the Chuck Bednarik (best defensive player)Tebow is up for a bunch too but you already knew that…sick all the way around.

Uniforms unveiled this morning at UF

2009-11-21T18:35:00.002-05:00

These are the Unis we will wear next week against FSU as a one time promotion for the new Nike Uniforms.Uniform photo galleryCan't post the individual pictures from this source so you have to follow the link.

Tebow's Assault on the Record Books!

2009-11-21T10:17:00.000-05:00

Tebow's MarksNCAA● Most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback (Season) — 23 in 2007● Most consecutive games scoring a TD rushing and passing (Season) — 13 in 2007; (Career) — 14● Scoring 20 or more TDs by rushing and by passing — 32 passing, 23 rushing in 2007Still reachable: Most rushing touchdowns by a quarterback (Career) — 59, Eric Crouch, Nebraska, 1998-2001; Tebow has 53 (needs 7)SEC● Total

Tebow's last Game @ The Swamp

2009-11-20T14:09:00.004-05:00

I know we face FIU this weekend but just in case any of you are planning to make it to the UF vs FSU game. Some fans are trying to honor Tebow and the Sr class by wearing eye-black at the game.Check out story below.Tebow's last home game"Gator fans, we have had the amazing privilege of watching THE greatest college football player EVER, play for four years. On January 11th, 2009, Tim Tebow gave

Urban is not leaving and Notre Dame no longer matters

2009-11-19T23:16:00.001-05:00

It seems every year at this time the rumors start flying and they will continue to fly so long as Notre Dame sucks and we are successful. No matter how many times Urban says he is staying some writer looking for hits will find a way to spin it. They have no idea what they are talking about. The most recent article to grace the WWL stated Urban’s quotes from choosing his other jobs that mentioned

Finger Painting

2009-11-19T16:41:00.004-05:00

We all remember the famous pic that had people speculating who was Tim Tebow's GF.Well the girl ended up never being Tebows gf but she still managed to get a Playboy shoot out of the rumors.click her for naughty click censored pics for full thing.Go Sherwin WilliamsGo Gators

LA ESQUINA

2009-11-18T11:12:00.002-05:00

Welcome back folks and get ready for a long and technical edition of La Esquina. This is heavy on the X’s and O’s and light on the fluff. If you aren’t a diehard this might not be the issue for you. After last week’s exciting game there is much to discuss. We are getting down to the home stretch and everybody, Urban, the players and yes even us the fans need to start getting our minds right

Nu'keem they Gone

2009-11-16T14:39:00.002-05:00

Nu’Keese Richardson and Mike Edwards kicked off the Vols Safety Janzen Jackson, is suspended indefinitely. He was supposedly in the Gas station when this went down.Go to straight Jail do not collect $200 or NFL paycheckGo Gators

2009 Highlights

2009-11-13T11:44:00.003-05:00

One the Eve of South Carolina Trafic presents 2009 Gator Highlights Click To Play

LA ESQUINA

2009-11-12T12:27:00.006-05:00

Welcome back to La Esquina Gator freaks...there’s a lot to discuss this week so lets get cracking.I don’t want to spend too much time on the Vanderbilt game because to be honest it was fairly nondescript. We won, our defense played great and our offense kind of sucked…sound familiar? It’s kind of a broken record at this point but I want to let you all know that La Esquina has come to accept this

News

2009-11-11T13:08:00.001-05:00

•KR/WR Brandon James and DEs Carlos Dunlap and Jermaiine Cunningham all rolled their ankles in practice, but they will play Saturday.

The New Unis are leaking

2009-11-10T20:49:00.005-05:00

These are the Unis we will wear against FSU. It is part of the promotion to unveil Nikes new line. This must be what Wall St. has been alluding to for weeks. Got this over on Gator Country from one the posters there. Shown above Miami, Florida, Texas, FSU, VT. There are 5 more out there. They are all from the Nike Pro Combat line.

Great Joakim Noah Interview

2009-11-10T00:13:00.002-05:00

Bulls Q&A: Joakim NoahBulls' polarizing center on NBA fans: 'I see people who really hate me'November 9, 2009, 4:31 PMBy: Nick FriedellJoakim Noah can hear what you've been saying.He's been listening to all the noise since he was just a college freshman trying to find his way at the University of Florida. He's heard people tell him all kinds of things. He wasn't good enough, he wasn't strong

FUN FACT

2009-11-07T14:27:00.002-05:00

The 2009 Florida senior class, with a 43-6 record, has a chance to become the winningest class in SEC history. The conference record of 45 wins is shared by the 1996 Florida senior class, the 1994 Alabama senior class, Tennessee's 1998 seniors and the 2005 Georgia seniors.

Da U's Rabid fanbase

2009-11-06T14:09:00.000-05:00

According to today's St. Pete Times, Da U returned 3,000 of its 8,000 ticket allotment for the November 28 game with USF in Tampa. 'Nuff said.

Lame Kiffin Strikes Again!!! (I want to hurt this guy)

2009-11-05T17:53:00.001-05:00

Posted by ESPN.com's Chris Low The rest of the SEC is going to want a front-row seat to watch this whole Lane Kiffin-Urban Meyer deal play out. One thing's for sure: Kiffin seems to revel in gigging Meyer any way he can. After Tennessee's practice Wednesday night, Kiffin was asked about Meyer's comments on the SEC coaches teleconference earlier in the day when Meyer said officials missed a late

Spikes suspends Self

2009-11-05T10:38:00.003-05:00

"I really don't want to be a distraction to the team," Spikes said. "I want the guys to prepare without any negative things going on. I feel like if I would play, it would be a big thing. I'm just trying to stay out of the way and just motivate the guys. I'm pretty sure Stamper's my back and my teammates really support me on this decision."http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4623708Also

NIMROD "THE ZION LION" TISHMAN

2009-11-05T08:32:00.001-05:00

Posted by Jewboy: If you ask someone name two Jewish sports heroes they will first say Sandy Koufax and then they will stare at you blindly. I think everyone would agree that in the sports world names like Matt Bernstein, Leonard Rosenbluth and Vic Hershkowitz are more associated with sports agents then sports all stars. Who is Ralph Kaplowitz you ask? Well he is actually a Jewish Sports

LA ESQUINA

2009-11-04T14:25:00.002-05:00

Welcome back to La Esquina folks…and I know you’re all happy to be back after last week’s performance. I think it’s safe to say that we officially OWN the Georgia puppies. Congrats to the boys for going all Michael Vick on the pups…it was great to watch. Some of the bigger problem areas that we hit on last week were rectified. Timmy played a hell of a lot better, and in fact, probably played

Don't Sleep on the Gator Swimming Powerhouse

2009-11-04T09:38:00.001-05:00

They gave us Dana Torres and Ryan Lochte...now get ready for swimming sensation Elizabeth Beisel.The Associated PressNORTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. — Rhode Island Olympic swimmer Elizabeth Beisel (BYE'-suhl) has announced that she plans to attend the University of Florida next fall.AC = -->The 17-year-old senior at North Kingstown High School tells The Providence Journal that she called Gators' coach

From the Blogs...

2009-11-03T16:01:00.001-05:00

This was passed around from Gene Peek, a die-hard Gator fan, whose son, Colin Peek, is a star player this year at Alabama (he injured his knee last week)...Colin is a senior, as is Tebow, and it's very possible they will be playing against each other for the SEC Championship this year. As some of you know, Colin played on one of the Bolles state championship teams when Riley Skinner (now Wake

The Florida era

2009-11-02T22:40:00.003-05:00

This year will mark the 18th year of the New SEC and the 18th time there will be a Conference championship game. And with the events of last Saturday Florida will represent the SEC East for the 10th time. Needless to say, more than the rest of the league combined but the only other representatives have been UGA and UT.Here are some numbers worth considering when discussing the way Florida has

Bulldog Beatdown

2009-11-02T11:20:00.002-05:00

Ol Bills Picks

2009-10-30T16:51:00.005-04:00

This weekend we celebrate the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. I had the best times ever at FL/GAThis girl had a lot of fun a couple of years agoBut I feel bad I have not shared the wealth with MGN.This week I took Eagles -7.5 ECU -5andUNC +15.5Call me John AnthonyHere are my pics for this weekend BECAUSE YOU ALL DESERVE $ TOOTonightWVU -3TommMIAMI -7UTEP -7MICH -7NAVY -7MICH ST -

I Bury Those Cockroaches

2009-10-29T17:47:00.009-04:00

Often, when one walks about, taking in what Walt Whitman calls “the unspeakably perfect miracle” of a beautiful day, one fails to consider the cockroaches living in the cracks of the Earth where the sun chooses to not shine. On this day, I have decided to think of the creatures which occupy the rung beneath creepy crawling cockroaches: UM fans.I will not argue the merits of which team is better

Okefenokee Oar

2009-10-29T12:08:00.001-04:00

Florida-Georgia winner to get “Okefenokee Oar”by Nathan CrabbeThe winner of this Saturday’s Florida-Georgia game will get a wooden oar to go along with bragging rights.The University of Florida Student Government announced Wednesday that the “Okefenokee Oar” would be presented to the game’s winner starting this year, in the hopes of establishing an annual tradition.“It’s just a way to increase

Bulldogs show the Bird

2009-10-28T11:17:00.004-04:00

Apparently Mark Richt didnt like the Gators calling 2 unnecessary time outs late in the game last year.Thx to Jota for picPeople starting to talk ish that we are getting some BS calls. I admit the SEC refs have been slacking...nothing like the umps in MLB but still we have gotten lucky...some people got creative with photoshop.Thx to Pis for picGo f. yourselfGo Gators

LA ESQUINA (early edition)

2009-10-27T00:14:00.000-04:00

We are a flawed team. I don’t want to continue to sound like a negative Nancy but we have to acknowledge the truth. And the truth is that we are flawed offensively. Probably the most flawed #1 team since the 2007 LSU team that won the national championship with 2 losses and about a hundred 4th down conversions. Here are the big problems right now: · ATROCIOUS DEAD

7-0 Bring on the Dogs

2009-10-25T13:03:00.001-04:00

Figured I would put up some post game observations to see where we did things right this week and where we still have room to improve. Similar to last week I will cover some good, some not good and some stuff I saw around the rest of the country.The Good:1. Carlos Dunlap. This guy is a beast and is finally making some plays like we know he can. On a depleted Dline he really stepped up.2. Running

THIS IS WHAT WE ARE ABOUT

2009-10-23T22:01:00.002-04:00

Take some time by yourself, with nobody around and watch THIS VIDEO. You owe it to yourself, it's been a long week. I can't think of a better way to get hyped. Go Gators.

MUST SEE

2009-10-23T21:50:00.002-04:00

UF Dazzlers, Cheerleaders and multiple sports teams memebers re-make Michael Jackson Thriller video here:

LA ESQUINA

2009-10-23T20:47:00.001-04:00

Welcome back to La Esquina. Let’s just do the damn thing. I try not to gloat much but I can’t help myself in this instance. Below is an excerpt from last week’s article regarding the Arkansas game and I want you all to read it and thoroughly internalize it: “This has all the makings of a trap game by all accounts…coming off a big win against LSU one would expect us to

GREAT INSIDE INFORMATION FROM ONE OF THE SCOUT.COM GUYS

2009-10-22T15:49:00.001-04:00

It's been almost two months and now it is time for another Hollywood Bob's Private Screening. We will talk a great deal about this team and just what I think and am hearing is going on with the way they are currently playing. We will touch on some players that we haven't heard about, some that aren't getting on the field. We will of course give Bob's view on recruiting which is heating up.As we

Georgia LabraDoodles

2009-10-22T13:56:00.004-04:00

I know we have to worry about facing Jedi Master Dan Mullen first.But I also want to get some of you licking you chops thinkin bout the Ass whooping we are gonna put on Georgia this Halloween.Here is a reminder.Go Kill Hypoallergenic DogsGo Gators

More Chuck Klosterman

2009-10-22T13:30:00.002-04:00

If you enjoyed the book excerpt by Chuck Klosterman he is on Bill Simmons' ESPN's "Sports Guy" newest pod cast....linked below.In part one, Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman discuss their new books, the Beatles, Michael Jordan's Hall of Fame speech, the JFK assassination and more.http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/player?id=4582156Go Read More and Get More BrainGo Gators

Who is John Brantley?

2009-10-21T12:57:00.002-04:00

This was on ESPN leading up to the LSU game where we almost saw JB's first start. Hopefully, we won't be seeing that this season while Tebow and the rest of the offense get rolling. Still, something to save away for next season.

Superb Article on Football "MUST READ"

2009-10-21T11:04:00.006-04:00

I normally don't do this but I think this is great book excerpt that appeared on ESPN. It is def. worth the time. It is a long article but if you love football more than entertainment you should read this. It will better the knowledge of MGN readers. Kolsterman has another book Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. This is from his new one. http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=klosterman/

An Excerpt From An Email

2009-10-19T12:58:00.003-04:00

The following is an excerpt from a friend, GatorPartyBoy.I've had many arguments with Canes fans regarding the "Gauntlet" that they call their first four games, (which includes wins against two teams that now have 3 losses). Anyway, after hearing that the Gators' schedule is SO easy and the Canes' is SO hard, I found it interesting that the NCAA strength of schedule rankings has the Gators

Gators at the Midterm

2009-10-18T19:09:00.004-04:00

We are half way through another college football season and have finally played enough true talent to really assess what type of team the 09 Gators are.My observations of the Gators so far:The Good1. We are 6-0 and all of our goals are still attainable. The schedule lines up nicely the rest of the way and should put us on a path the Bama and the de facto National Championship in Atlanta.2.

Update on Patchan's Knee situation -- NOT GOOD

2009-10-17T10:32:00.002-04:00

From the blogs, somebody posted the below:"My friend was talking to Mrs.Pridemore. When TJ called her, he could not believe how bad Matt's knee looked. He said it was one of the worst knee injuries he had ever seen. TJ said he tore PCL,ACL,MCL,LCL but the good news is the peroneal nerve(I think he said) was not damage at all which would have been career ending. They're NOT expecting him back next

Tebow = Good Person; You = Hellbound Scumbag

2009-10-16T22:26:00.001-04:00

You may have seen a newspaper story about this last week (there was one in The Gainesville Sun), but the account included below was written by the grandfather of the child in question and tells the story in much more intimate and emotional detail. I know that I am a sentimental softie, but I got teary-eyed reading this. While Tim Tebow is a phenomenal athlete, he is an even better person. I

Pining For Percy.

2009-10-16T15:21:00.005-04:00

You probably did not see this because the highlight of the game was Farve's last-second touchdown pass to someone who is not Percy Harvin. Watch Percy hit another gear once he gets to around midfield. Kid's wicked fast. Stupid fast.I miss this guy more so than I miss certain relatives, dead and alive. Could you imagine if we still had this kid? We'd be kicking so many teams' asses that we'd be

LA ESQUINA

2009-10-15T22:42:00.001-04:00

Welcome back my faithful brethren. Congratulations to us all for a huge win at LSU last week. And the best part is that we’re only a day and a half away from the next game. You gotta love college football season. Frankly, I don’t even remember what I used to do on Saturdays in the off-season. Lets just get to the nitty gritty…As you all know, last Saturday we went into Les Miles’s backyard,

Iconic Wardrobe

2009-10-15T17:31:00.001-04:00

Gameday Antics

2009-10-15T17:08:00.005-04:00

Soooo a large crew of the NYC Gotham Gators made the trip down to Death Valley. After a couple of durty durty nights in the Big Easy they made their way to Baton Rouge with a sinister plan.....to annoy the fuck out of our dear friend Shi Chen...with the help of the Gameday crew.....They gathered the neccesary materials and went to work. You may have seen the sign... Real life accounts: "The

FSU Athletes are dumb

2009-10-15T13:54:00.002-04:00

File this in the "Man lands on the Moon" files.The NYT has an article out on the academic scandal at FSU and the scapegoat (aka tutor) tells us what us Gators already knew. At FSU they just cant read.Brenda Monk, a learning specialist hired to work with athletes who had learning and physical disabilities, was accused of improperly helping students type, edit and write their papers. Monk, who

LSU got gagged

2009-10-15T13:51:00.001-04:00

Won $1K on the Gators taking them -7 still pissed A. Hern let that ball touch the ground. Not the best pass tho.At least we know we have the 5th best defense...in the NFL..

LA ESQUINA

2009-10-08T22:51:00.001-04:00

Welcome back all and apologies for the long two-week delay (I take my bye weeks too). No worries though, I have made up for this transgression with an extra long and insightful edition of LA ESQUINA on the eve of the biggest game of the year…so far. So grab your morning coffee, kick back and enjoy the article before slogging through another miserable pre-game Friday.

Tailgating 101

2009-10-05T14:00:00.000-04:00

Ok Children I know some of you are going to Baton Rouge for the UF vs LSU game.But I also know most of you do not know how to tailgate. So I will be kind enough to equip you for Death Valley. You will be better outfitted than the freaking Boy Scouts after this. Man vs Wild will be calling Gomer for advice. First off I present to you the Papa Bert's Sippin Seat The Sippin’ Seat can hold up to 3

Tebow Improving, Not Cleared To Play - ESPN VIDEO

2009-10-05T13:46:00.001-04:00

ERIN ANDREWS CREEP BUSTED!

2009-10-03T11:28:00.002-04:00

By RAQUEL MARIA DILLONOMLOS ANGELES (AP) - A Chicago-area man arrested at O'Hare airport who is accused of taping surreptitious nude videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews was due to appear in federal court late Saturday morning, authorities said.Michael David Barrett was arrested Friday night as he arrived on a flight from Buffalo, N.Y., the FBI said. He faces federal charges of interstate

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DEEPLY INSIGHTFUL PIECE

2009-10-02T19:42:00.001-04:00

Parting Shots: Paul WilsonAli PeekSpecial to GatorBait.netRelated Links:Tate Casey Parting ShotsFootball Parents Q&AWorth ReadingTalk about it in Alligator AlleyPaul Wilson has always been an "actions speak louder than words" type of guy. That's why it has to kill him to see that his legacy at UF has been his long list of injuries instead of the long list of goals he set out to accomplish at the

Win win win

2009-10-02T09:04:00.002-04:00

Thank god we didnt do this at Columbus...maybe at Belen tho Since everyone is shit scared bout whats up with Tebow I'll entertain u ">

Fwd: RESTITUTION CHARGE DURING STAY

2009-09-29T11:39:00.005-04:00

This is great. So is being a Gator.From: gsm@theuniversityhotel.comDate: September 26, 2009 10:48:42 AM EDTTo: xxxxxx@gmail.comCc: "Stan Shawn" Subject: RESTITUTION CHARGE DURING STAY 9/17/09 - 9/20/09 ROOM 112Mr. Gomer, The Holiday Inn University Center in Gainesville, FL received an inquiry from yourself regarding additional charges on your credit card from your

SPOTTED: Tebow Under Center.

2009-09-26T19:18:00.001-04:00

Down with the U.

2009-09-26T18:46:00.000-04:00

The Flu vs. Tebow

2009-09-26T07:26:00.004-04:00

Reports from the Alligator and Palm Beach Post are saying Timmy has the flu.http://alligator.org/articles/2009/09/26/sports/football/0090926_aatebowsick.txthttp://blogs.palmbeachpost.com/gatorbytes/2009/09/26/tim-tebow-major-wright-travel-on-separate-plane-because-of-the-flu/Definitely not good news for a trap game or the rest of the season if it is H1N1.Here is hoping to a quick recovery and a

Its friday soooo put ur diapers on

2009-09-25T13:20:00.001-04:00

LA ESQUINA

2009-09-24T23:05:00.001-04:00

Let's start this issue of La Esquina by looking at some of last week's questions and predictions about the Tennessee game going in:➤Can Riley Cooper keep up his exalted level of play against real competition? NO. He had a big drop in the redzone and only had 3 catches for 25 yards. When is this guy going to start making plays when it counts? I know he's white and all but come on Coop!➤ Will

KFC Kentucky Feeble Cats & other non-sense

2009-09-24T11:23:00.013-04:00

GET SOME!!!!Albert being unfaithfulAss whooping on the guy that married LaylaIf you like the shirt above you can get it here.... plenty of good ones..even for Georgia The guy that maried Layla and his father.This weekend the Mighty Gators travel to Lexington to take on the kittycats. As of posting the Gators are favored by -21.5. This obviously stems from our performance last week and the health

Coach Ripping Sign

2009-09-24T08:55:00.001-04:00

Look at Tenn Coach Ripping Sign Away From Gator Fan

2009-09-23T22:28:00.001-04:00

What a little bitch this guy is...it's Layla Kiffin's brother by the way, the QB coach at Tenn.http://blogs.tampabay.com/gators/2009/09/tennessee-coach-has-issue-with-sign-at-the-swamp.html

Tebone Me !

2009-09-22T12:50:00.003-04:00

Thx to Danae for pic/ and Dirt for sending it but not including his only mexican friend

LSU ticket

2009-09-22T11:51:00.004-04:00

If anyone needs an LSU game student ticket here you go....help the poor bastard out."Due to unfortunate events I gotta sell my ticket. I broke our oven and now gotta pay for the repairs so the lsu trip is now outta the question. Im just emailing you this link from ebay cause im selling my ticket on there to get money for the repair. But if you know someone who is looking for the ticket and the

The Sky is Not Falling

2009-09-21T15:06:00.005-04:00